I’ve just accepted it, that I don’t have boobs. Things that I come to realize in dressing rooms.

Dresses-On-Different-Body-Types

Narrator: — So today we’re going to be trying on the best-selling dresses on Amazon. I buy everything on Amazon, but clothes and I tend to have trouble because I am six feet tall. When it comes to dresses, I’m like, really, really in between sizes, so I don’t like shopping for them online. Plus my expectations are low. Like I’m not expecting to it to be like a Givenchy gown off the runways of Paris. I think hoping they all look good, and if they don’t that’s probably not Amazon’s fault, that’s probably on me.

Emma: — I’m just fixing my butt cheek, so. It’s a little short, like a t-shirt. Like I feel like I keep pulling it down. She looks so good. Okay honestly I feel like I look like I’m five. I’m ready to show myself right now. You look so good. Wow, this isn’t what I thought it was going to be. I love the long back. See that’s great for me, cause when I bend that’s a problem. It’s to short usually in the back. Yeah, cover your butt a little. I’m wearing a jacket because, like this is happening. It’s the length where I prefer it to. I think a lot of the times I look dowdy if it hits right below the knee. Yeah, I would consider buying this for sure. It’s so basic in it’s construction, in that it’s just a short sleeve dress, that you could do a lot with it in respect to styling. It feels like a nightgown-ish material and like I can have the most epic nap in the world with this dress on. I mean, that makes it appealing. That makes it very appealing. I would take a nap in that. At the $10 dollar mark I think would be my limit, but I would also probably buy this version of it. And I’d buy that version. This has approximately 7,000 buttons. 10 years later.

Caroline: — Amazon. There’s a hole in it. We have a hole. It’s loose. It’s very loose. On my boobs. Having the opposite problem. There’s like a little flap inside. So, like, if it does start to stretch out a little bit, you have that little extra layer of protection.

— There won’t be a gap. The bust is obviously not doing what it’s supposed to be doing, but I knew that going in. This dress is perfect for my height. I’m 5’3.» It’s really nice to actually have something that I’m not like pulling up. I think you could have some killer Instagram pictures. I need flowers in my hair. I need a guitar and then I need to be on the grass. The style of this dress is very conducive to vacation. So, I would definitely consider a dress like this for a trip or specific event. I’m gonna hold my other jacket in front because this is too short in the front.

— Alright, see this is cute. This is finally the one. Sucking it in hard right now. That’s cute. While the rest of the dress is too big on me, these are pretty snug. Because obviously, this is working for me. If Emma had more boobs, it would probably fill out a little bit better. Yeah. If I could, I’d donate some to her. Classy in the back. Flashing everyone in the front.

— So, tall girls, be ware. It hits right above the knee, so it gives me time to feel all girly. It’s very comfortable. The fabric is super f*ckin’ soft. Really? Feel mine. It’s like a thicker, itchy… Oh yeah, no. Her’s is not. Mine is like, mine is soft! They sell very similar dresses at the very similar price point, if not a little bit higher. The quality is equal. This is a cute like, I’m gonna go to the bar. Like I’m gonna pull some guys type of dress cause it’s cute.

— Yeah, you would do quite well. Should we just go? I’m just mad that my boobs were so big that it decided to take over two entire dresses. I basically got what I expected which was kind of, fast fashion, lower quality pieces of clothing at more affordable prices than you would already get them.

— Reading the reviews cause a lot of girls are really helpful and put their measurements and what sizes they bought. And that’s a good sizing guide and so I usually ignore them and go to my usual size. But, as you guys could see that doesn’t always work. If I were to order stuff from Amazon, it would probably last me one season. I would definitely buy them. They’re really cheap, they feel really nice, and they look more expensive than you bought them for. It felt really good on my body and that makes you feel awesome. Like, if clothes make you feel good, then you should buy them. That’s my motto.